A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal drug growing."

I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there..."

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Lady, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs,

"Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

oops! Looks like somebody edited out the F-bomb! Guess I need to re-familiarize myself with the forum Terms of Service. ;-)

I guess it reads OK without it...

Love that story!

Yeah, things have been cleaned up around here, mainly to keep the trolls at bay I think. It has been a nicer place to be.

Very funny story. Haven't heard it told quite that well. Thanks, I needed that.

gave me my smile to start the day,thanks!